โ๏ธ Legal Information
Important disclaimers, terms, and legal notices for our satirical democracy health platform.
๐ก๏ธ Storefront Disclaimer (Satire/Parody Products)
Parody & Satire Notice
All products offered on this site are works of parody and satire, intended solely for commentary, humor, and political expression protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.
These items may use exaggerated caricatures, phrases, or themes that resemble public figures or political archetypes, but they are not official merchandise, and are not affiliated with, authorized by, or endorsed by any individual, campaign, organization, or government entity.
Right of Publicity & Trademarks
Any references or depictions are transformative, humorous, and intended to comment on matters of public interest. They should not be construed as implying sponsorship, approval, or commercial endorsement by the individuals or organizations they may resemble.
Purchasing Acknowledgment
By purchasing, you acknowledge that you understand these products are parody works created for expressive purposes.
๐ Terms of Service
Educational Purpose
This website is designed for educational and satirical purposes to promote civic engagement and democratic awareness through humor and interactive content.
Content Usage
All content on this site, including games, challenges, and educational materials, is provided for personal, non-commercial use. Users may share content for educational or commentary purposes with proper attribution.
User Conduct
Users agree to engage respectfully with the platform and other users. While we encourage political discourse and civic engagement, harassment, threats, or illegal activities are prohibited.
Data Collection
We collect minimal data necessary for site functionality. Contact form submissions are used solely for communication purposes and are not shared with third parties. See our Privacy Policy below for more details.
๐ Privacy Policy & GDPR Compliance
Information We Collect
We collect only the information you voluntarily provide through our contact forms, including your name, email address, and message content. We also collect technical information through cookies as described in our Cookie Policy below.
Legal Basis for Processing (GDPR)
We process your personal data based on:
โข Consent: For optional cookies and marketing communications
โข Legitimate Interest: For essential site functionality and security
โข Contract Performance: To respond to your inquiries and provide services
How We Use Your Information
Information collected through contact forms is used solely to respond to your inquiries and investigate democracy health issues you report. We never share your personal information with third parties without your explicit consent.
Data Retention
We retain personal data only as long as necessary for the purposes outlined in this policy. Contact form submissions are retained for up to 2 years unless you request earlier deletion.
Your GDPR Rights
Under GDPR, you have the right to:
โข Access: Request a copy of your personal data
โข Rectification: Correct inaccurate or incomplete data
โข Erasure: Request deletion of your personal data
โข Portability: Receive your data in a structured format
โข Object: Object to processing based on legitimate interests
โข Withdraw Consent: Withdraw consent for cookie usage at any time
Data Security
We implement appropriate technical and organizational security measures to protect your personal information against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. All data is encrypted in transit and at rest.
๐ช Cookie Policy
What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit our website. They help us provide you with a better experience and understand how our site is used.
Types of Cookies We Use
Strictly Necessary Cookies
Essential for website functionality, security, and your cookie preferences. These cannot be disabled.
Functional Cookies
Remember your preferences and settings to enhance your experience.
Analytics Cookies
Help us understand how visitors interact with our website through anonymous data collection.
Marketing Cookies
Used to deliver relevant advertisements and track marketing campaign effectiveness.
Managing Your Cookie Preferences
You can manage your cookie preferences at any time by using the cookie management tool below, clicking the "Privacy Settings" link in our footer, or by adjusting your browser settings. Disabling certain cookies may affect website functionality.
Third-Party Cookies
We may use third-party services (like Google Analytics) that set their own cookies. These services have their own privacy policies and cookie practices that we do not control.
โ ๏ธ General Disclaimer
No Professional Advice
The content on this website is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It should not be considered professional political, legal, or financial advice.
Accuracy of Information
While we strive for accuracy in our educational content, information is provided "as is" without warranty. Users should verify information independently and consult appropriate professionals for advice.
External Links
Our site may contain links to external websites. We are not responsible for the content, privacy policies, or practices of third-party sites.
Questions About These Terms?
If you have any questions about our legal policies or need clarification on any terms, please don't hesitate to reach out.
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